technicolordreamgoat:

My legs look amazing in these fishnets. Anyone who says otherwise will be crushed between them.

in the continuing adventures of DAMN I HAVE HOT FRIENDS:
Yeowza, Sam. YEOWZA.

technicolordreamgoat:

My legs look amazing in these fishnets. Anyone who says otherwise will be crushed between them.

in the continuing adventures of DAMN I HAVE HOT FRIENDS:

Yeowza, Sam. YEOWZA.

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Broccoli, ham, and homemade cheese sauce: 20 mins of prep this weekend, awesome heat-and-eat food on a busy Monday. #win

Broccoli, ham, and homemade cheese sauce: 20 mins of prep this weekend, awesome heat-and-eat food on a busy Monday. #win

win
LITERALLY MY FAV JOKE EVER THE ONLY ONE THATS BETTER IS THE WHAT CHEESE DO YOU USE TO OBSCURE A SMALL HORSE OMG

cloysterbell:

Mascarpone.

Vacuuming in heels. How the heck did people do this? #breakinginshoes #sonotdonnareed

Vacuuming in heels. How the heck did people do this? #breakinginshoes #sonotdonnareed