LITERALLY MY FAV JOKE EVER THE ONLY ONE THATS BETTER IS THE WHAT CHEESE DO YOU USE TO OBSCURE A SMALL HORSE OMG

cloysterbell:

Mascarpone.

Vacuuming in heels. How the heck did people do this? #breakinginshoes #sonotdonnareed

Vacuuming in heels. How the heck did people do this? #breakinginshoes #sonotdonnareed

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

sardonicus69:

Pod: I’ve been an idiot, haven’t I?
Homily: Yes, but you’re mine and you’re forgiven.

sardonicus69:

Pod: I’ve been an idiot, haven’t I?

Homily: Yes, but you’re mine and you’re forgiven.