thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

soypanda:

kirkspocks:

text fanfic

someone please write this

marmarbaxter:

To pee or not to pee

marmarbaxter:

To pee or not to pee

auntymana reblogged your photo and added:

OMG is that a Timmy’s pumpkin spice donut?

It is! Well, to be specific, it’s a Timmy’s Pumpkin Supreme. 

It tastes like the dreams of me and technicolordreamgoat. Sweet, sweet, pumpkiny dreams.